Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

how short your texts are when you're too lazy to type more than one word; like your brain died and your fingers just guessed the message.

'u there?'

'brb'

'idk'

2

when you say more with less characters than a toddler on a sugar rush; like you’re a message machine with a tiny brain.

'rt' (because you’re too cool to explain)

'lol' (because you’re too tired to laugh)

'smh' (because you’re too annoyed to say it all)

3

the art of making people confused with one-letter messages; like you're a texting wizard and everyone else is a fool.

'y?'

'm'

'2moro'

4

when your messages are so short, they make your friends’ brains explode; like you're a message terrorist and everyone is a victim.

'ok'

'no'

'yup'

5

the skill of being so brief, people think you're a robot; like you're texting with a keyboard and a brain made of concrete.

'got it'

'see ya'

'later'

6

when you make people suffer with messages that are too short to understand; like you're a texting sadist and everyone is your victim.

'rn'

'tbh'

'brb'