E-bonner

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a bonner so strong it makes your pants fold like a cheap suit in a hurricane.

My bonner was so hard my pants looked like they were doing the cha-cha.

He bonnered so hard his pants were doing the splits.

My bonner was so intense my pants got a standing ovation.

a bonner that turns your pants into a accordion and your legs into spaghetti.

My bonner was so good my pants became a walking accordion.

She bonnered so hard her legs looked like noodles.

He bonnered so much his pants were ready for a concert.

a bonner that makes your pants look like they got kicked by a donkey and your legs look like they're begging for mercy.

My bonner was so strong my pants were screaming for help.

He bonnered so hard his pants got a black eye.

She bonnered so much her legs were on strike.