e-boning

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Sticking your nose up someone else's nose. Like when you're both sniffing the same dirty sock and it hits you like a freight train.

He tried to e-bone me during lunch. I had to eat my sandwich in silence.

My mom caught me e-boning my cousin. She said I was 'a disgrace to boogers.'

I e-boned my teacher. She gave me a pop quiz about the human nose.

Getting randy with someone online. Like you're both wearing pajamas and eating cereal, but you're still getting hard.

I e-boned my crush during homeroom. The teacher thought I was crying.

My brother e-boned his crush on Discord. He forgot to log off.

I e-boned my math teacher. Now I have to do 100 problems about love.

Getting boned by someone through the internet. Like you're both on a laptop, and you're both getting hard, but you're both still wearing socks.

I e-boned my crush during Zoom class. My dog walked in and barked at my face.

My sister e-boned her crush. Now they’re texting 24/7.

I e-boned my dad. He said I was 'a disgrace to the family.'