e-bombers

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a fake speed pill that makes you feel awesome and see weird stuff like your teacher’s face melting off in the middle of math class

I took three e-bombers and drew on the ceiling with my marker while the teacher screamed

My cousin turned purple and started talking to a banana at lunch

I got so high I thought my math test was a dragon and I had to fight it

a pill that turns your brain into a disco ball and makes you think your principal is a robot with a bad haircut

I took two e-bombers and danced in the hallway like it was the final battle of the century

My friend started crying because he thought the clock was a monster

I tried to sing the national anthem and my voice came out like a goat

a pill that gives you the power of a superhero and the brain of a confused chicken

I took an e-bomber and ran through the school like I was the Flash, only I tripped over a math book

My friend thought the lunch lady was a wizard and started offering her cookies

I texted my mom and she replied with ‘Are you high or is this a dream?’

a pill that makes you feel like you’re on fire and your thoughts are coming out of your ears like smoke

I took an e-bomber and started screaming in the library like it was a concert

My friend drew a mustache on the teacher’s face and didn’t stop laughing for 10 minutes

I tried to do my homework and ended up drawing a dragon on the whiteboard

a pill that turns your brain into a popcorn machine and your thoughts into loud explosions

I took an e-bomber and talked to the vending machine like it was my best friend

My friend started yelling at the ceiling because he thought it was a math problem

I tried to write my name and it came out like a secret message from aliens

a pill that makes you feel like you can fly, but your legs are still stuck in the ground like a stuck frog

I took an e-bomber and tried to fly out the window but fell into the trash can

My friend started jumping on desks like they were trampolines

I thought my math teacher was a superhero and started giving him high fives