Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a curse that turns your online life into a disaster where you cry like a baby every time you type

Why did I post that? I’m so embarrassed.

I got roasted in a group chat. I’m hiding under my bed.

I tried to be cool. Now I’m just sad.

2

a sickness that makes you feel like your soul is being pulled out through your computer screen

I sent a message and immediately regretted it.

I got called out in a tweet. I want to die.

My DMs are full of insults. I’m giving up.

3

a curse that makes you feel like every online interaction is a battle you’re gonna lose

I commented on a post and now I’m getting hate.

I joined a thread and now I’m the joke.

I tried to be funny. Now I’m the butt of every joke.

4

a disease that makes your brain explode whenever you try to talk to someone online

I typed a message and it came out wrong. I’m so confused.

I tried to be cool. Now I’m the laughing stock.

My reply was so bad. I feel like I died.

5

a curse that makes your online life feel like a never-ending nightmare

I posted something and got roasted. I’m so sad.

I replied to a comment and now I’m the joke.

I tried to be smart. Now I’m just confused.