e boge

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A smelly, glowing stick that makes your lungs scream and your wallet cry.
My e boge tastes like burnt hair and regret. I’m not even sure I’m alive anymore.
I tried to quit smoking, then I got an e boge. Now I’m just smoking in a different way.
This e boge is so bad, my dog ran away from me.
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A tiny cigarette that looks cool but tastes like your grandma’s old shoes.
My e boge is so bad, my brain is trying to quit too.
I used my e boge to flirt with my crush. It didn’t work. He ran away.
I brought my e boge to a fancy dinner. It exploded. Now I’m known as the guy who brought death to the table.
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A cursed device that turns your breath into a fog and your life into a mess.
I used my e boge for three hours straight. My face is now a neon sign that says ‘I’m a fool.’
I gave my e boge to my brother. He turned it into a weapon. Now he’s trying to conquer my soul.
My e boge is so cursed, it made my dog turn into a zombie.
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