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A online fighter who beats up your enemies with words and threats
I told him if he said one more thing I'd delete his account and his mom's
She posted a rant about him and his ugly hat and now he's crying in the comments
He said he'd send my dog to the pound if I didn't shut up
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A person who stands between you and the worst parts of the internet
He blocked every troll in the group chat and called one of them a baby
She took down the meanest comment and said it was the worst thing she'd ever read
He told the guy to stop being a crybaby or else he'd report him
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Your secret weapon who makes the internet look stupid
He said the guy was a joke and then called him a loser
She posted a video of him eating a shoe and now he's embarrassed
He told the person to go back to his mom and stop being a bother
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Your online friend who fights your battles and gives your enemies a headache
He told the guy to stop being a nuisance or else he'd get a headache
She said the person was a waste of space and he cried
He called the person a baby and now he's mad
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The person who takes on your problems and makes your enemies look foolish
She took on the whole group and they all looked silly
He said the guy was a joke and now he's laughing
He told the person to go home and stop being a bother
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The person who fights your fights and makes your enemies look like babies
He called the guy a baby and now he's crying
She said the person was a joke and now he's embarrassed
He told the guy to stop being a bother or else he'd get a headache
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