e-blivious

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A person who replies to emails like they're texting a confused friend in the middle of a bathroom break.
'Yup.'
'Maybe.'
'IDK.'
2
Someone who answers emails with random words that make no sense and probably never will.
'Bananas.'
'Purple.'
'Why?'
3
A human who emails you back with one-word answers that are so vague it feels like they're avoiding life.
'Okay.'
'Later.'
'Sure.'
4
A person who emails you with responses that are so short and stupid, it feels like they’re wasting your time on purpose.
'Huh.'
'Maybe not.'
'Hmm.'
5
Someone who answers emails like they're being paid by the letter, and they're trying to get out of it as fast as possible.
'Sure.'
'Alright.'
'Cool.'
6
An email responder who sends back messages so short, you wonder if they're even awake.
'Yes.'
'No.'
'Maybe.'
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