E Blem

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A fancy name for a smoke machine that makes you cough like a dying goat and smells like burnt cheese and regret

My mom thinks I'm studying. I'm just trying not to blow my lungs out.

I tried to inhale like a pro. Now I sound like a goat with a sore throat.

My e blem is broken. Now I'm just smoking like a chimney.

A device that makes you look like a fool and smells like a hot dog stand in a sauna

I tried to be cool. Now I look like a fool with a neon glow.

My e blem is glowing like a lava lamp. I look like a fool.

I used my e blem in class. The teacher thinks I'm a fool.

A smoke machine that smells like a dead raccoon and makes you feel like a fool

My e blem smells like my brother's old socks. I feel like a fool.

I inhaled too much. Now I feel like a fool and a raccoon.

I used my e blem in the bathroom. Now the toilet smells like a dead raccoon.

A fancy smoke machine that makes you look like a fool and smell like a dead raccoon

I used my e blem in front of my crush. Now I look like a fool.

My e blem is making me cough like a fool.

I tried to be cool again. Now I look like a fool and smell like a dead raccoon.