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Not knowing what the hell a DMR reticule is and pretending you're cool
I thought DMR was a type of soda
I just shot my friend because I didn't know what the reticule was
I said 'I don't need a reticule, I got skills' and got sniped
2
Being so clueless about DMR reticules you think it's a dance move
I tried to do the reticule shuffle and got killed
I asked my friend if the reticule was a song
I thought the reticule was a type of pizza
3
Having no idea what a DMR reticule is and acting like you're a pro
I said I was a pro and got headshot
I told my squad I had a reticule on my face
I thought the reticule was a helmet
4
Knowing nothing about DMR reticules and thinking you're the king of the game
I said I was the king of DMR and got sniped by a noob
I thought the reticule was a crown
I told my squad I had a reticule that could beat anyone
5
Being completely lost with DMR reticules and pretending you're not
I got lost in the reticule and got killed
I said I wasn't lost but got sniped
I thought the reticule was a maze
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