E-Bitching

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Sending your whines and rants to your friends and neighbors through your tiny electronic device. Like you're too lazy to actually talk.

I'm so done with this pizza, I'm gonna text my mom about it.

My neighbor just texted me about the loud music at 2 AM. I'm gonna text her back about her loud snoring.

I texted my best friend about my job and now she's texting me about her ex.

Complaining about stuff through emails, chats, or any other electronic nonsense. It's like being nagged by a robot.

I got an email from my mom about my grades. I sent her a chat about her cooking.

My coworker chatted me about his bad day. I emailed him about his bad attitude.

I got a message about my online order being wrong. I messaged the company back about their stupid mistake.

Getting or giving electronic rants and raves. It's like being yelled at by a spam message.

My dad sent me a message about my bad grades. I replied about his bad driving.

I got a message about my slow internet. I messaged the service about their slow response.

My friend texted me about my loud party. I texted her about her loud cat.

A person who does your bidding on eBay like they're your electronic servant.

My cousin bid on that expensive video game for me. I owe her my life.

My brother bid on a stupid hat for me. I'm gonna bid on a hat for him.

My friend bid on a pizza for me. I'm gonna bid on a pizza for her.

A verbal slap from the internet, usually for saying something dumb. It’s like being hit with a text message.

My friend texted me about my bad haircut. I texted her back about her bad fashion.

I got a message about my bad game. I messaged him about my good game.

My coworker said something dumb in chat. I slapped him with a message.

More than 2 bitches. It’s a way for guys to call their friends, especially the ones who help them out at parties.

My crew is all bitcheses. We party like it's the end of the world.

My friends are bitcheses. They help me when I’m in trouble.

My group is full of bitcheses. We text each other about everything.