e-bff

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A fake friend you talk to on the computer, never seen them, and they probably hate your guts.
Hey, I’m your e-bff forever, even though you blocked me on Instagram.
We’ve been e-bffs for 3 years, and you still don’t know my real name.
You call me your e-bff, but you’ve never replied to my texts.
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A person who claims to be your best friend, but only talks to you through a screen and probably lies about everything.
You’re my e-bff, but you said my crush is ugly. That’s not true.
We’re e-bffs, but you’ve never even seen my face.
You said you’d be my e-bff forever, but now you’re talking to my ex.
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A friend you think is cool, but they’re just a keyboard warrior who never shows up.
You’re my e-bff, but you never showed up to my birthday party.
We’re e-bffs, but you only talk to me when you’re bored.
You said we’d be e-bffs forever, but you’ve been ignoring me for weeks.
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Someone you think is your best friend, but they only talk to you through a screen and you’ve never met in real life.
You’re my e-bff, but I don’t even know what you look like.
We’re e-bffs, but you’ve never met my mom.
You said you’d be my e-bff forever, but you’ve never even replied to my last message.
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A fake friend who talks to you through the internet, but you’ve never met them, and they probably don’t even like you.
You’re my e-bff, but you called my dog fat.
We’re e-bffs, but you’ve never even seen my dog.
You said you’d be my e-bff forever, but now you’re talking to my dog.
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A friend you think is real, but they only talk to you on the computer and you’ve never even seen them in real life.
You’re my e-bff, but you don’t know my real name.
We’re e-bffs, but you’ve never even seen me.
You said you’d be my e-bff forever, but you’ve never even replied to my last message.
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