e be things

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E be things is when you say something stupid and it somehow makes sense later because you were right but nobody knew it at the time.

Yo, e be things, I said the pizza was gonna be late and it was 45 minutes late.

I said e be things when I told my mom I was gonna fail math and I got a B.

E be things, I said I was gonna quit my job and then my boss fired me.

E be things is when you talk nonsense and somehow everyone else agrees with you because they’re also confused.

E be things, I said the sky was green and my friend said it looked like a lime.

I told my class e be things and we all started drawing dragons on the desk.

E be things, I said the teacher was a robot and it turned out she was on a Zoom call.

E be things is when you say something dumb and it turns out you were right, but nobody cared because they were too busy laughing at you.

E be things, I said my dog could talk and he said, 'I hate you.'

I said e be things when I told my brother he was gonna fail the test and he got a D.

E be things, I said the internet was gonna crash and it did, but I was on TikTok the whole time.

E be things is when you say something random and it ends up being the best part of the day, even if it made no sense.

E be things, I said the moon was a cheese sandwich and it turned out to be true.

I said e be things when I told my friend the math problem was a poem, and it worked.

E be things, I said I was gonna eat the whole cake and I did, even though it was 4 a. m.

E be things is when you say something stupid and it ends up being the most logical thing anyone has ever said.

E be things, I said the TV was a portal to another world and it turned out to be true.

I said e be things when I told my mom I was gonna become a billionaire and I did, but only for a day.

E be things, I said my shoes were alive and they started talking back.