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When you flirt with the biggest tipper at the bar like you're selling your soul for cash
I got laid by the guy who tipped me $50 just because he thought I was a hooker.
She left her boyfriend for the guy who bought her a drink and a promise.
He paid for the whole night just to sit next to me and talk about his ex.
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When you're so desperate for money you'll sleep with anyone who throws you a few bucks
I slept with my boss for a $20 tip and a free coffee.
He paid me to pretend I was his girlfriend for the weekend.
She took a guy's money and called him a loser in front of everyone.
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When you're like a prostitute at a auction and you pick the richest guy just to get a bigger tip
He won me at the auction and then asked me if I wanted a free dinner.
She picked the guy with the most cash just so she could show him off.
He bought me for $100 and then left me for another girl.
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When you're so broke you'll do anything for a few bucks and a free drink
I took a guy's money and his attention just to get a free shot.
She sold her dignity for a $20 tip and a promise of more.
He paid for the night and then left me hanging with no money.
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When you're like a used car salesman and you sell your body to the highest bidder
She sold her body for $50 and then called him a cheapskate.
He got her for the best price and then asked her to come back next week.
He bought her for the night and then left her with no money.
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When you're so hungry for money you'll take any guy who throws you a few bucks and a smile
He gave me $20 and a smile and I took him just like that.
She took the first guy who offered her money and left the rest behind.
He threw me a few bucks and I took him like he was the last piece of pizza.
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