E-bay

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A place where people try to sell junk for way too much money. You can buy fake toes, a used sock, or a guy’s old brain. Just don’t let it get to your head.

I bought a used brain for $200. It was still full of thoughts about pizza.

My uncle sold his left foot for $500. Now he walks like a chicken.

I saw a guy sell his teeth for $100. He still talks like a pirate.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-bay is like the wild west of online shopping. People lie, cheat, and steal. If you buy a designer bag, it might be a bag of trash.

I paid $300 for a fake Gucci bag. It was just a backpack with glitter.

My mom bought a ‘luxury watch’ for $200. It told time… and also my secrets.

A guy sold a fake iPhone. It had no apps. Just a lot of drama.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The best website ever. It’s like a treasure hunt. You might find a gold necklace or just a broken watch. But it’s still worth it.

I found a diamond necklace for $25. It was real. I’m still rich.

I bought a broken watch for $10. It still told time. Just not well.

I found a brand new car for $50. It ran. Just not very fast.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You can buy anything on E-bay. Even stuff that shouldn’t exist. Like a used toilet or a guy’s old breakfast.

I bought a used toilet. It smelled like my brother’s gym sock.

I bought a guy’s old breakfast. It tasted like regret.

I bought a guy’s old brain. Now I think about pizza all day.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-bay is where people sell trash and try to trick you into buying it. It’s like a used car lot, but with more drama.

I bought a ‘rare video game’ for $100. It was just a broken disc.

I bought a ‘limited edition phone’ for $500. It had no apps.

I bought a ‘mystery box’ for $20. It had a sock and a bad idea.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-bay is where people sell crap and hope you’re stupid enough to buy it. Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you get a broken sock.

I bought a ‘magic wand’ for $100. It didn’t do magic. Just made me mad.

I bought a ‘super hero cape’ for $50. It was just a towel.

I bought a ‘alien egg’ for $200. It hatched. Then it cried.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-bay is like a giant trash can. You can find gold or just a broken watch. It depends on how lucky you are.

I bought a broken watch for $10. It told time. Just not very well.

I found a gold bar for $25. I’m rich. Or at least I feel rich.

I bought a ‘mystery box’ for $10. It had a sock. And a bad decision.

by Slangipedia 14d ago