e-bases

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These are the places you try to reach when you're online with someone. They're like the bases you chase when you're trying to get into someone's pants, but instead of a date, it's an edate. You're just trying to get into their e-pants and make them blush.
You: "I just got to second base." Them: "You mean you got to my DMs?" You: "You know what I mean."
He sent me a selfie. I said, "Second base." He said, "I'm not done yet."
She sent me a voice note. I said, "Third base." She said, "You're getting too close."
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When a bunch of people are all around a phone, staring at it like it's the last piece of pizza, and they won't even talk to each other.
All of them: "I'm just scrolling. Don't bother me."
They all ignored me when I asked them to play a game. They just kept looking at their phones.
They were sitting in a circle, but not one of them said a word. It was like a ghost party."
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