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These are the places you try to reach when you're online with someone. They're like the bases you chase when you're trying to get into someone's pants, but instead of a date, it's an edate. You're just trying to get into their e-pants and make them blush.
You: "I just got to second base." Them: "You mean you got to my DMs?" You: "You know what I mean."
He sent me a selfie. I said, "Second base." He said, "I'm not done yet."
She sent me a voice note. I said, "Third base." She said, "You're getting too close."