E Bar

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A fancy way to say you're slamming Xanax like it's your last meal, usually when you're so messed up you'd rather die than deal with your problems. It’s for when life throws you a curveball and you hit it with a bat made of shame.
My mom gave me an E Bar after my dog ate my homework and my crush ghosted me.
I took three E Bars because my ex texted me ‘I miss you’ and then blocked me.
I ate an E Bar because my math test was harder than my ex’s lies.
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Getting told you can’t do something, usually with a passive-aggressive email that sounds like it was written by a robot who also hates your life.
I got an E Bar from the principal because I brought a taco to lunch and it exploded.
My friend was banned from the game because he called the teacher a ‘spider-butt’.
I was excluded from the group chat because I said the pizza was ‘slightly edible’.
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