E-Banging

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E-Banging is when you go online and try to act like you're in a gang. It's like fake gangsta bragging, where posers lie about being tough, or real gangstas try to flex their power on message boards and chatrooms. It's weak because no one can hurt you online.
Yo, I just shot 5 people at the corner store. You ain't even got a job.
I’m the king of the block. You’re just a nobody who texts in all caps.
I’m in the Bloods. You’re in the 400s. Don’t even know what that means.
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E-Banging is when you try to sound tough online, even though you're not. It's like a bunch of losers trying to be cool by lying about their life, or real gangstas trying to fight on the internet, where no one gets hurt.
I just robbed a bank. You're still waiting for the bus.
I’m in the Crips. You’re in the 600s. You don’t even know what the 600s are.
I just killed my homie. You’re still waiting for your pizza.
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E-Banging is when you try to act like you're in a gang, but you're just typing on a phone. It's for people who think they're tough, but they're just making up stories, or real gangstas trying to show off on the internet, where it's safe.
I just popped a cap in the lobby. You're still waiting for the elevator.
I’m the king of the block. You're just a nobody who texts too much.
I just shot my homie. You're still waiting for your lunch.
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E-Banging is when you try to be a gangsta online, but you're not even trying. It's when people lie about being tough or real gangstas flex on the internet, where there's no danger, just stupid people talking.
I just killed my homie. You're still waiting for your coffee.
I'm the king of the block. You're just a nobody who can't even spell 'block'.
I just popped a cap in the lobby. You're still waiting for the elevator.
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E-Banging is when you try to be a gangsta on the internet. It's for people who lie about being tough or real gangstas who try to flex on message boards, but no one gets hurt. It's just fake bragging.
I just shot 3 people at the corner store. You're still waiting for the bus.
I'm the king of the block. You're just a nobody who texts in all caps.
I just killed my homie. You're still waiting for your pizza.
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