e-bandon

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When you stop e-mailing someone like they’re dead, even though they were talking to you just yesterday.
You: Hey, I miss you. You: I’m still alive. You: I’ll text you tomorrow. You: Never heard from them again.
They sent you 10 emails about your cat. Then they vanished. Like you were never on their list.
You: We’re cool. Them: Yeah, sure. Next day: No emails. No texts. No nothing. You: What the hell?
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When someone you met online just up and vanished, like they got hit by a truck and never came back.
You matched with this guy. He was sweet. Then he disappeared. You: Where’d you go? Him: Nowhere. You: You’re not even on my list.
You talked for weeks. Then he went silent. Like he got kidnapped by aliens.
You were besties online. Then one day, he just stopped replying. You: Are you dead? Him: No. You: Then why won’t you talk to me? Him: I don’t know. I just felt like it.
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