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When you cuss out people online like a raging lunatic, but when you see them in real life, you run like a coward.
@dumbguy2000 You're a f***ing idiot and your face is ugly
DM: 'You're a loser and your mom's a f***ing mess'
Comment: 'You're a f***ing joke and I'm gonna beat you up'
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A bunch of weaklings who post dumb videos online like they're tough, but they’re just a bunch of f***ing wimps in real life.
'I’m gonna beat you up in real life!', then he hides in the back of the classroom
He yells at people online but s***s his pants when he sees them
He brags about being tough, then runs when someone walks by him.
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When some loser in the office sends you a f***ing angry email because their boss is being a f***ing idiot.
'You’re a f***ing disaster and you need to fix it now or else I’ll report you!', from someone who’s never been late once
An email that’s 10 lines long about a typo
The email was sent at 10 PM on a Friday, and it was about a f***ing coffee order
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When a bunch of f***ing kids take pills and then roll around on the floor like a bunch of f***ing animals, touching each other like they’re f***ing crazy.
They rolled around on the floor screaming like f***ing lunatics
They were making out like they were f***ing married
They were passing around a f***ing sandwich like it was a prize
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A f***ing stupid hacky sack made out of two face masks and f***ing random junk inside, and it’s named after the best f***ing department lead ever.
It’s got a f***ing pen inside and it’s like a f***ing mess
You can hear it rattling like it’s a f***ing haunted house
You throw it and it hits you in the f***ing face
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When you’re the f***ing king of online drama and you always win, no matter what.
He started a f***ing war over a f***ing comment
He beat up three people online and they all ran away
He posted a f***ing 1000-line rant and it was the best one ever
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