e-baller

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A total waste of space who hides behind a screen to yell insults and nonsense, but if you walked up to them, they'd probably wet their pants.
@jimmy23: 'This guy is a f***ing idiot and a disgrace to humanity!' (then ran away when the guy turned around)
DM: 'You're the worst person I've ever seen, and I've seen some real trash people.' (sent from a guy who once cried in public)
Comment: 'This kid is going to die in a ditch, and I'm going to laugh about it!' (said by someone who once cried over a broken pencil)
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A fake baller who got rich by sitting in front of a screen and typing, not by actually doing something brave or smart. They probably stole the idea from someone else.
Tweet: 'I made a million dollars by just typing on a screen! Everyone else is a loser!' (said by someone who once got fired for eating too much pizza at work)
Comment: 'I started with a simple idea and now I'm rich! You're just a f***ing nobody!' (said by someone who had to borrow money from their mom)
DM: 'You didn't have to work hard, you just had to be lucky! And I was lucky!' (sent by someone who got lucky once and now thinks they're a genius)
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A sad, creepy person who thinks they're tough because they type mean stuff online, but in real life they're just a f***ing mess.
Post: 'I hate everyone! They're all f***ing losers!' (written by someone who cried in the bathroom at work)
Comment: 'You're the worst, and I'm going to make sure everyone knows it!' (said by someone who once got laughed at in a group chat)
DM: 'I'm not afraid of anyone! I'm going to beat you up in real life!' (sent by someone who once got scared by a loud noise)
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A guy with ebola who still thinks he's cool and probably says things like 'I don't care if I die, I'm still the best!' while coughing up blood.
Tweet: 'I have ebola, but I'm still the best! You're all f***ing losers!' (said by someone who looked like a zombie)
Comment: 'I'm going to die, but I'm going to take you all with me!' (said by someone who had a runny nose)
DM: 'I'm not going to let ebola stop me! I'm still the best!' (sent by someone who looked like they had been hit by a truck)
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