e-bail

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 4d ago · 5 definitions

Using the internet to dump someone like they're trash. You log off and leave them hanging, thinking you're cool.

Hey, I'm gonna log off now. See ya never.

You're not even gonna get a goodbye message.

I blocked you before you could say anything.

Logging off in the middle of a chat and making someone feel like they're talking to a ghost.

I was in the middle of a conversation and he just went offline.

She sent me a message and I closed it without even reading it.

He blocked me before I could finish my coffee.

When you ditch someone over the internet because you're too lazy to say it to their face.

I told him I was going to leave him on Instagram.

She sent me a text saying she was out of town and never came back.

He changed his status to 'away' and never came back online.

Using email like it's a weapon to cancel plans because you're too lazy to call them.

I emailed him and said I was going to skip the party.

She sent me a message saying she had to work and never showed up.

He wrote me a letter saying he couldn't come to the concert.

When you use texts or emails to change plans instead of just calling them like a normal person.

He texted me and said he was going to skip the movie.

She emailed me and said she had to leave early.

He sent me a message saying he was going to be late.