E & B syndrome

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When you're so clueless you can't tell your elbow from your backside and it's basically a crime against humanity.

'I thought my elbow was a shoulder. I had to take off my shirt to check.'

'He tried to high-five me with his backside. It was like a slap from the devil.'

'She stuck her elbow in a soup bowl and didn't even flinch.'

Being so dumb you can't tell your elbow from your backside and it's like you were born in a trash can.

'I tried to tie my shoes with my elbow. It took me 20 minutes.'

'He used his backside to wipe the table and didn't even notice.'

'She tried to kiss her elbow and called it a 'romantic gesture.'

When you're so lost you can't tell your elbow from your backside and your brain is basically on strike.

'I tried to brush my hair with my backside. It looked like a war zone.'

'He thought his elbow was a door and tried to walk through it.'

'She used her elbow as a spoon and ate soup out of her backside.'

When you're so thick you can't tell your elbow from your backside and it's like you've never seen a body before.

'He tried to shake hands with his backside and it was like a wrestling match.'

'She stuck her elbow in a pizza and called it 'elbow pizza.'

'He tried to sit on his elbow and it was like a chair exploded.'

When you're so stupid you can't tell your elbow from your backside and it's like your brain is covered in glitter and glitter is bad.

'She used her backside to open a door and it looked like a superhero moment.'

'He tried to hug his elbow and it was like a awkward family reunion.'

'She used her elbow to wipe her nose and called it a fashion statement.'