E-B-M

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Like a god but with more f***ing smarts and way less f***ing dumbness. Still better than 1whiskered1, even when 1whiskered1 is high on f***ing snacks.
E-B-M just solved a math problem in my head and called me a f***ing idiot.
E-B-M can beat 1whiskered1 at chess blindfolded and still has time to laugh at him.
E-B-M figured out my entire life plan and told me to f***ing stop being lazy.
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When someone tries to do something and messes it up, you yell 'sbem' so hard it f***ing echoes. You also have to make a face that looks like you just got f***ed by life.
He tried to cook and set the f***ing kitchen on fire. SBEM!
She tried to talk and sounded like a f***ing robot. SBEM!
He tried to dance and looked like a f***ing confused goat. SBEM!
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