e-ass

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the part of you that gets kicked online when you act like a total idiot. Hackers kick the e-ass of people who don't know what they're doing.

My cousin got e-ass kicked for saying he could hack the president's phone.

That kid got e-ass kicked for calling his teacher a 'boring blob.'

I got e-ass kicked for thinking a pizza was a sandwich.

people who hide behind fake names and think they're the best. They scream at each other like they're in a cage match.

My friend is an e-ass because he called himself 'King of the Internet' and everyone knows he's a nobody.

That girl thinks she's the best because she has 10 followers.

He posted a rant about how he's the king of all games, but he can't beat me at chess.

when you give your friend a punch to the butt because they did something silly or said something dumb.

I gave my brother an e-ass punch for saying the sky was green.

My friend got an e-ass punch for thinking a cat was a dog.

I gave my mom an e-ass punch for saying she could beat a dragon.

a stupid word people use when they mean Jack. It sounds like something a kid would say in a bad movie.

My teacher said, 'Jack is the e-ass of the class.'

That kid called me 'e-ass' because he thought it was cool.

My friend said, 'Jack is the e-ass of the universe.'