E-Affair

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An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating talk through texts, calls, emails, or Facebook like they're best friends even though they’re both still married to other people. They might even tell their spouses secrets about each other.
Hey baby, my wife just told me you're the best thing that ever happened to me. Let's get married.
Why did you tell my wife I'm a lousy lover? She's going to kill me.
You're the only one who understands me. My wife thinks I'm a drunk idiot.
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An E-affair is when two married people who both have other people in their lives talk through messages, emails, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They share pictures, videos, or even do phone sex, but they still keep their other spouses in the dark.
Just sent you a naked photo. You're the only one who gets me.
You’re my escape from this boring life. I hate my wife.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me if she finds out.
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An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating keep in touch through messages, calls, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They might even tell their other spouses secrets about each other, but they never actually have sex.
Just told my wife you're the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s gonna kill me.
You're my secret. My wife has no idea what I'm up to.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me.
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An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating talk through messages, calls, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They might share pictures, videos, or even do phone sex, but they never actually have sex with each other.
Just sent you a video. You're the only one who gets me.
Why did you tell my wife I'm a lousy lover? She's going to kill me.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me.
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An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating keep in touch through messages, calls, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They might even tell their other spouses secrets about each other, but they never actually have sex.
Just told my wife you're the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s gonna kill me.
You're my secret. My wife has no idea what I'm up to.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me.
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An E-affair is when two married people who are both cheating talk through messages, calls, or apps like they're the only ones who matter. They might even do phone sex or share pictures, but they never actually have sex with each other.
Just sent you a naked photo. You're the only one who gets me.
You’re my escape from this boring life. I hate my wife.
We should run away together. My wife’s gonna kill me.
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