Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

this is sum1 who is a giant arsed mom who fcuked up everything

my cousin is an e-a-m-f because she spilled coffee on my dog

my teacher called my dad an e-a-m-f for not doing his job

my sister's friend is an e-a-m-f because she failed math and biology

2

a person who is so bad at life they make elephants look good

my neighbor is an e-a-m-f because he forgot his own birthday

my friend's mom is an e-a-m-f because she lost her keys and her mind

my brother is an e-a-m-f because he ate the last pizza and then cried

3

someone so messy they make a pig look organized

my mom is an e-a-m-f because her room looks like a tornado hit it

my uncle is an e-a-m-f because he left his socks in the hallway

my dog is an e-a-m-f because he pooped on my shoes

4

a human who is so bad at being a parent they should be banned from having kids

my aunt is an e-a-m-f because she let her kids eat cereal for dinner

my dad is an e-a-m-f because he forgot my birthday twice

my cousin's mom is an e-a-m-f because she yelled at the mailman

5

a person who is so terrible they make a bad day look like a nightmare

my friend is an e-a-m-f because he failed his test and then cried

my teacher is an e-a-m-f because she gave me a pop quiz on a holiday

my brother is an e-a-m-f because he lost my phone and then broke it

6

someone who is so bad at everything they should get a medal for being bad

my dog is an e-a-m-f because he ran away and came back with a hat

my friend's dad is an e-a-m-f because he forgot to cook dinner

my sister is an e-a-m-f because she dyed her hair purple and then cried