d'zeez'd

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When something is so messed up it makes your brain leak out your ears and your soul screams in agony. It’s d’zeez’d.

My math test looked like a alien vomited on it. D’zeez’d.

That hairdo is so bad it’s d’zeez’d. It’s like a tornado took a comb and a curse.

The pizza had three toppings and a side of regret. D’zeez’d.

When something is so bad it turns your face into a grimace and your life into a horror movie. That’s d’zeez’d.

My ex’s playlist is d’zeez’d. It’s like being tortured by a disco ball.

This cereal is d’zeez’d. I can taste my childhood crying.

That outfit is d’zeez’d. I think it was made by a raccoon with a grudge.

When something is so bad it makes you want to die, and then come back just to die again. That’s d’zeez’d.

My mom’s cooking is d’zeez’d. It’s like eating a bruise.

That movie was d’zeez’d. I’m still haunted by the ghost of that ending.

My sock drawer is d’zeez’d. It’s a war zone for mismatched socks.

When something is so bad it feels like your brain is getting stabbed with a glitter stick. That’s d’zeez’d.

That song is d’zeez’d. It’s like being forced to dance with a ghost.

My dog’s hair is d’zeez’d. It looks like a explosion happened in a barbershop.

That math problem is d’zeez’d. I think it’s trying to kill me.

When something is so bad it’s like your soul is being kicked by a donkey in a mud pit. That’s d’zeez’d.

That outfit is d’zeez’d. It’s like a clown got into a fight with a sock.

My history teacher’s voice is d’zeez’d. I can hear my brain screaming.

That cake is d’zeez’d. I think it’s trying to poison me.

When something is so bad it makes you want to throw your life out the window and into a lake. That’s d’zeez’d.

That movie was d’zeez’d. I watched it and my soul ran away.

My mom’s cooking is d’zeez’d. It smells like regret.

That math test was d’zeez’d. I think it’s trying to kill me.