D.Zakary

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These people are total gym rats. They can be chill as hell or go full beast mode. They think way too much and talk to themselves like they're in a headlock. They also act like they're the only one who matters, but they need friends to survive.
D. Zakary just did a 50 push-up set while muttering to himself about how everyone else is weak.
He texted me: 'I'm not even tired, but I'm going to bed because I'm a god.'
He walked into the cafeteria and said, 'I’m not eating because I’m too cool for this.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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They’re like the human version of a sports highlight reel. Sometimes they’re calm, sometimes they’re a tornado of energy. They think so much it gives you a headache. They also talk to themselves like they’re in a war. Friends are their lifeline, even if they act like they don’t need them.
D. Zakary was sitting in class and whispering to himself like he was having a debate with a ghost.
He sent me a DM: 'I am the best, and I know it. Also, I need a friend to confirm that.'
He ran into the hallway screaming, 'I am the chosen one!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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These people are like the MVP of sports. They can be chill or go full psycho. They think way too much and talk to themselves like they’re arguing with the universe. They need friends to feel good, but they’ll never admit it. They act like they’re the only one who matters.
D. Zakary was doing his homework and talking to himself like he was in a courtroom.
He told me, 'I’m not tired, but I’m going to sleep because I’m awesome.'
He walked into the bathroom and yelled, 'I am the king of the world!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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