1 Just shut up and take it. Your brain is melting and you can’t even be bothered to think. Expand D/W bro. My life is a mess.D/W. I just got yelled at by my mom.D/W. My dog ate my homework. + Examples
2 Like when you’re too tired to even care what w/e means. Just roll with it. Expand D/W. I don’t even know what day it is.D/W. My phone died and I lost my game.D/W. My mom is yelling at me again. + Examples
3 The ginger ninja is a total mess. Can’t see straight, can’t talk straight, and looks like a raccoon with a sword. Everyone laughs at him. Expand Ginger ninja is trying to kill me with a sword. D/W.Ginger ninja tripped over his own hair. Classic.Ginger ninja is crying because he lost his hair. Again. + Examples
4 When a guy gets a blow job so good he thinks he’s in heaven. Or maybe he just got a lot of cum on his face. Expand D/W. My bro just got a blow job from his ex.D/W. That blow job was so good, I got a headache.D/W. My bro’s face looked like a cum pizza. + Examples
5 Math is cool, but when you write the w like a girl, it becomes a masterpiece of stupid. Expand D/W. I made the w look like a girl. It was beautiful.D/W. My math teacher cried when I wrote the w.D/W. My w is so girly, it’s a crime. + Examples
6 When you space out letters to make it look like a baby wrote it. It’s stupid, but it’s funny. Expand D/W. W h e n y o u s p a c e o u t l e t t e r s t o m a k e i t f u n n yD/W. My friend wrote it like a baby.D/W. I spaced out my letters so much, my brain hurts. + Examples
7 I want to die, but I’m too lazy to actually kill myself. Just let it happen. Expand D/W. I can’t even bother to kill myself.D/W. I just want to die but I’m too lazy.D/W. My brain is dead but my body is still alive. + Examples