D'Varius

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D’Varius are loud, rude, and full of stupid energy. They act like they’re the center of the universe until they realize they’re just another annoying person.
I swear, if he says one more thing about his chicken nuggets, I’m gonna scream.
She started a fight over who had the better playlist. It was just two songs.
He told me his dog is a superhero. I asked why. He said it’s because it eats my homework.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D’Varius are like a broken radio, they won’t shut up until you throw them out the window.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme about toast. I didn’t even eat toast.
She cried because her coffee was cold. It was 9 a. m.
He said he’s going to be a rock star. I said, 'Yeah, and I’m gonna be a ghost.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D’Varius are like a bag of chips, full of noise and empty inside. They talk too much and forget what they said 10 seconds ago.
He started a sentence about pizza, then talked about his ex, then forgot what he was talking about.
She told me she’s a genius. I asked why. She said because she can spell 'genius' backward.
He said he’s going to be rich. I said, 'Cool, I’m going to be rich too. I just don’t know how.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D’Varius are like a kid who thinks they’re cool, but everyone else thinks they’re a mess.
He tried to rap in the grocery store. It was just three words and a lot of noise.
She said she’s going to be a queen. I said, 'Cool, I’m going to be a king. I just don’t know where the crown is.'
He told me he’s going to be famous. I said, 'Great, I’m going to be famous too. I just don’t know what I’m famous for.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D’Varius are like a dog that won’t stop barking, they’re loud, rude, and don’t know when to quit.
He started singing in the middle of math class. It was just three notes and a lot of noise.
She told me she’s going to be a movie star. I said, 'Cool, I’m going to be a movie star too. I just don’t know what movie I’m in.'
He said he’s going to be a superhero. I said, 'Yeah, and I’m going to be a villain. I just don’t know what I’m doing.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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