D'uva

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a human who smells like a gym sock after a hot day and a wrestling match
D'uva showed up to lunch and made the entire cafeteria evacuate.
I walked past D'uva and had to take three showers just to forget the smell.
D'uva was the reason the air conditioning broke last week.
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a person who sweats so much it looks like they’re crying sweat tears
D'uva was sitting next to me and I thought my shirt was on fire.
D'uva’s sweat was so strong it made my face break out.
I asked D'uva if they were okay, and they said, 'I just ran a marathon in a sauna.'
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a person so sweaty they could be the reason why the world is hot
D'uva walked into the room and the temperature went up by ten degrees.
D'uva’s sweat was so bad, the teacher made them leave the class.
D'uva was like a walking sauna, and I was the person who got stuck inside it.
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a human who is so sweaty they could be the reason why the gym has a smell
D'uva walked into the gym and the whole place turned into a stink bomb.
I sat next to D'uva and my hair turned greasy.
D'uva was the reason the gym teacher gave us all a lecture about personal hygiene.
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a person who smells like a moldy sock that’s been in a sock drawer for ten years
D'uva came into the room and I had to leave because of the smell.
D'uva’s sweat was so bad, it gave me a headache.
D'uva was the reason the teacher took a five-minute break.
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