Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You drank so much you collapsed like a drunk worm.

I drank a whole bottle of vodka and ended up face-down on the floor like a dead bug.

After the party, I passed out in the bathroom and woke up with a mouth full of toilet water.

I tried to dance and ended up falling over like a tipped-over milk carton.

2

You drank so much you turned into a puddle of embarrassment.

I drank until I couldn’t walk and ended up crying in a corner like a baby.

I passed out at the bar and woke up the next day with a hangover and a ticket to jail.

I tried to talk and just slurred nonsense like a broken robot.

3

You drank so much you became a human trash can.

I drank until I could barely stand and ended up throwing up on my best friend.

I passed out in the middle of the street and woke up with a cop yelling at me.

I tried to sing and just babbled like a confused monkey.

4

You drank so much you turned into a drunk meatball.

I drank until I was too wobbly to walk and ended up face-down on the couch.

I passed out during a game and woke up with my shirt on backwards.

I tried to talk and just mumbled nonsense like a sleepy dog.

5

You drank so much you became a human mop.

I drank until I could barely stand and ended up spilling my drink on my pants.

I passed out on the floor and woke up with a mouth full of pizza crust.

I tried to walk and just stumbled like a drunk flamingo.

6

You drank so much you became a drunk flamingo.

I drank until I was too wobbly to stand and ended up falling over like a tipped-over bottle.

I passed out in the middle of a conversation and woke up with a headache the size of a mountain.

I tried to talk and just slurred like a broken toaster.