D'tje

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A woman so good looking she makes your face feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey and your brain short-circuited at the same time.

My cousin’s new girlfriend is a D'tje. I’m jealous and I haven’t even started my period yet.

That barista at the café is a D'tje. I almost spilled my coffee trying to stare at her.

My teacher called me a D'tje. I didn’t know that was a compliment until I got a detention.

A woman who looks like she walked out of a beauty contest and then took a bite out of a burger and laughed at your jokes.

My neighbor is a D'tje. She makes my dog jealous and my mom sad.

My friend’s ex is a D'tje. He still texts her every day and I still laugh at him.

That girl in my math class is a D'tje. I failed the test just to get her attention.

A woman so awesome she makes your life feel like a bad movie and your brain feel like it’s been fried.

My aunt is a D'tje. She eats pizza and laughs at my dad’s jokes like it’s her job.

That girl from the store is a D'tje. I almost ran into a pole trying to look cool for her.

My mom says I’m a D'tje. I don’t believe her until I see my reflection.

A woman who’s so good-looking and smart it feels like you just got hit with a combo of a punch and a pop quiz.

That girl from the bus is a D'tje. I almost forgot to get off at my stop.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a D'tje. He doesn’t even like pizza anymore.

My teacher called me a D'tje. I didn’t know I was funny until I got a detention.

A woman so hot and funny it’s like your brain just exploded and your heart started doing cartwheels.

My friend’s sister is a D'tje. She laughs so hard my dog started barking at her.

That girl in the park is a D'tje. I almost fell off my bike trying to look at her.

My mom says my sister is a D'tje. I believe her because I’m the one who got the detention.

A woman who’s so good looking and smart she makes your brain feel like it’s been microwaved and your face feel like it got a tattoo.

That girl from the movie theater is a D'tje. I almost dropped my popcorn trying to stare at her.

My teacher said I’m a D'tje. I don’t believe her until I see my reflection.

My neighbor’s daughter is a D'tje. She laughs so hard my dog started barking at her.