Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a man is so desperate for a cumshot he’s willing to let his wife’s best friend’s cousin’s dog do it.

My dad’s been staring at my mom’s friend’s Instagram all week.

He’s been talking to the dog like it’s a dating app.

He’s gonna get a cumshot from a dog or die trying.

2

A man’s cock is so dry it’s causing a drought and everyone’s mad about it.

My uncle’s cock is so dry it’s got a weather forecast.

He’s been arguing with the neighbor about who’s to blame for the drought.

He’s threatening to sue the wife’s sister’s ex for not cumming on him.

3

When a man’s nuts are so empty they’re like a ghost town and he’s screaming into the void.

My dad’s been screaming into the void since Tuesday.

He’s been asking the neighbor if he’s ever been laid.

He’s thinking about suing the mailman for not cumming on him.

4

A man’s so sad he’s cumming in the trash can and no one’s happy about it.

My uncle’s been cumming in the trash can for three days straight.

He’s been arguing with the neighbor about whose trash can he used.

He’s threatening to sue the trash can for not being a bed.

5

When a man’s so horny he’s literally begging the dog to cum on him.

My dad’s been begging the dog for a cumshot since yesterday.

He’s been talking to the dog like it’s a dating app.

He’s threatening to get a cumshot from the dog or die trying.

6

A man’s so desperate he’s literally crying in the bathroom and no one’s helping him.

My uncle’s been crying in the bathroom for two hours straight.

He’s been screaming at the toilet for a cumshot.

He’s threatening to sue the toilet for not being a lover.