Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When your pockets are empty and your brain is screaming for a deep fried sandwich

My wallet is thinner than my hopes for tomorrow. #DsDisease

I can't even think straight without a Dollar Menu.

I'm so broke I'm considering stealing a chicken nugget.

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When you're so穷 you think the sun is a coupon

I stared at the sky like it was a coupon for free fries.

I wish the sun would just hand me a sandwich.

I counted the clouds like they were my last chance.

3

When your stomach is louder than your brain and it's all because of no money

My stomach growled so loud it woke up my mom.

I heard my brain whisper, 'Just one more nugget.'

My tummy was louder than my crush at lunch.

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When you're so broke you start talking to the receipt

I asked the receipt if it had any money.

The receipt said no, but it had a coupon.

I begged the receipt for a sandwich.

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When you're so穷 you think the lunch lady is a magician

I watched the lunch lady like she was doing magic.

She pulled out a sandwich like it was a rabbit from a hat.

I believed she had unlimited nuggets.

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When you're so broke you start trading your dreams for a fry

I gave up my dream of being rich for a fry.

I traded my future for a chicken nugget.

I sold my soul for a coupon.