D.R.O.S.K.

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A fancy way to say a man’s meat is going bad while he’s trying to stab a steak. It’s like the saddest part of manhood.
My uncle’s D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, the dog ran away from it.
He tried to cook a steak, but his D. R. O. S. K. ruined it.
My dad said his D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, it made the meat cry.
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When a guy’s meat starts to stink up the kitchen like he’s been dead for weeks. It’s the end of manhood.
My brother’s D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, the neighbors called the cops.
She tried to date him, but his D. R. O. S. K. scared her off.
He said his D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, it made the cat throw up.
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When a man’s meat is so bad, it looks like it’s been sitting in a garbage can for a month. It’s the worst part of being a man.
My cousin’s D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, the whole family ran out of the room.
He tried to impress a girl, but his D. R. O. S. K. ruined it.
He said his D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, it made the meat smell like a dead rat.
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When a guy’s meat is so bad, it looks like it’s been in a dumpster since the ’80s. It’s the most embarrassing part of being a man.
My friend’s D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, the meat started to scream.
He tried to cook for his mom, but his D. R. O. S. K. made her cry.
He said his D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, it made the meat look like a zombie.
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When a man’s meat is so bad, it looks like it’s been forgotten by God. It’s the lowest point of manhood.
My dad’s D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, the meat looked like it had been abandoned.
He tried to flirt with a girl, but his D. R. O. S. K. ruined it.
He said his D. R. O. S. K. was so bad, it made the meat look like it was dead for a year.
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