D'Roden

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A guy who thinks he’s saving himself, but he’s really just gay and too dumb to notice.

He said he’d never date again, but then he stared at the guy at the gym for 10 minutes.

He told his mom he was done with boys, but he texted his crush every day.

He said he was going to be a monk, but he asked his crush to be his roommate.

A person who claims to be straight, but their brain is so weak it can’t handle the truth.

He told his friends he was single, but he was crying over a dating app.

He said he’d never cheat, but he asked his crush to be his boyfriend.

He tried to be a priest, but he asked his crush to be his altar boy.

A guy who acts like he’s cool, but he’s just gay and too lazy to admit it.

He said he was done with relationships, but he was messaging his crush at 2 a. m.

He told his dad he was moving out, but he just wanted to be with his crush.

He said he was going to college, but he asked his crush to move in with him.

A person who thinks he’s hot, but he’s just gay and too clueless to see it.

He said he was going to be a model, but he asked his crush to be his agent.

He told his friends he was going to be a rockstar, but he just wanted to be with his crush.

He said he was going to be a superhero, but he asked his crush to be his sidekick.

A guy who thinks he’s tough, but he’s just gay and too afraid to admit it.

He said he was going to be a biker, but he asked his crush to be his partner.

He told his friends he was going to be a soldier, but he just wanted to be with his crush.

He said he was going to be a gangster, but he asked his crush to be his best friend.

A person who thinks he’s famous, but he’s just gay and too delusional to know it.

He said he was going to be a singer, but he asked his crush to be his manager.

He told his friends he was going to be a movie star, but he just wanted to be with his crush.

He said he was going to be a celebrity, but he asked his crush to be his fan.