d'reckon

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D'reckon is when you ask someone if they think something is total garbage, but you’re too lazy to say it properly.
D'reckon this pizza is still edible?
D'reckon I should even bother showing up to work today?
D'reckon this is still my best friend? Probably not.
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D'reckon is like a bad habit. You ask it before you even think about it. It’s just your brain being a jerk.
D'reckon I should’ve worn pants today?
D'reckon this is how my life ends?
D'reckon I just failed my math test?
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D'reckon is when you’re too tired to form a full sentence. You just spit out the worst version of it and call it a day.
D'reckon I should’ve stayed in bed?
D'reckon this is my final exam?
D'reckon I just broke up with my girlfriend?
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D'reckon is like the trash can of questions. You throw it out there and hope no one answers it.
D'reckon I should’ve eaten that whole cake?
D'reckon this is my last chance to look cool?
D'reckon I just insulted my mom?
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D'reckon is when you’re too lazy to think. You just ask the question and then forget it exists.
D'reckon I should’ve done my homework?
D'reckon I just lost my job?
D'reckon this is my final failure?
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