D'Quanus

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The black guy who’s extra cool and always wears a hoodie and eats chorizo like it’s his job

He showed up to the party in a hoodie and a full plate of chorizo. We all knew it was going to be good.

D'Quanus texted me at 2 AM with a picture of his chorizo and a caption that said 'I’m living my best life.'

He challenged me to a chorizo eating contest during lunch. I lost. Big time.

That African dude who’s so cool he could make a chorizo taste like royalty

At the gym, he was eating chorizo while doing push-ups. I almost cried.

He sent me a DM saying, 'I’m about to eat chorizo and you’re going to regret not joining me.'

He walked into class with a hoodie and a chorizo. The teacher gave him detention for being too cool.

The guy who’s black, always wearing a hoodie, and eats chorizo so much it’s a lifestyle

He eats chorizo so much, the cafeteria gives him free meals just to shut him up.

He texted me, 'I’m eating chorizo and I’m not even sad about it.'

He walked into the store wearing a hoodie and a chorizo. The cashier asked if he was a customer or a legend.