d/p/m

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D/p/m is when you go on a date and pass and maybe you’ll end up with the guy but you’re too dumb to realize it yet. You’re like a fumbling toddler with a hot dog in each hand.

Girl: 'We went on a date.' Boy: 'Then we passed.' Girl: 'Maybe we’ll get back together.' Boy: 'I’m confused but I like it.'

DM: 'We dated. Then we passed. Maybe we’ll be together. I don’t know why I’m still talking to you.'

Text: 'He asked me out. I said yes. Then he said no. Now I’m like, maybe we’ll be friends. I don’t know why I’m still hopeful.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a stupid acronym to help you remember a bunch of fancy music terms. It’s like learning the alphabet but with more dumb stuff and less actual use.

Text: 'I Dig Phat Ladies, Mostly All Lesbian. That’s how I remember the modes. I sound like a weirdo but I’m good with it.'

DM: 'I had to remember I-D-P-L-M-A-L. I just repeated the phrase like a maniac and now I know it. I’m proud.'

Tweet: 'I-D-P-L-M-A-L. It’s like a song. I’m not going to explain it. I’m just going to say it’s dumb and I’m done.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago