D.Pizzle

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a total motherfucker who could beat up your dad and still have energy to flirt with your mom.
D. Pizzle walked into the gym and the whole place went silent. He looked like he just came from a fight with a dragon.
My cousin called me and said D. Pizzle just stole his lunch money and ate it.
D. Pizzle showed up at the party in a clown suit and still had the whole room scared.
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a guy so tough he could bench press a goat and still have time to laugh at your jokes.
D. Pizzle came to the store and threw the clerk out of the way just to get the last candy bar.
I saw D. Pizzle on the street and he was fighting three guys at once. It was like a movie.
My brother said D. Pizzle just walked into a bar and broke the jukebox.
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a man so fierce he could out-swear a sailor and still have time to throw a punch.
D. Pizzle showed up at the basketball game and kicked the ball out of the court.
He called me and said D. Pizzle just took over the school lunch line and started a food fight.
D. Pizzle walked into the classroom and the teacher had to run out of the room.
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