D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers

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D. P. H. is the worst dodgeball team ever. They’re so bad, they got thrown into a volcano and came out covered in lava. They’re like the dirty pirate hookers of dodgeball, smelly, sweaty, and full of bad vibes.

My cousin joined D. P. H. and now he’s stuck in a lava pit.

I saw D. P. H. play once. It was like watching a bunch of pirates throw socks at each other.

They’re so dirty, they make my dog cry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D. P. H. is like a group of pirates who threw up in a dodgeball court. They’re the worst, and they don’t even know it. They’re called dirty pirate hookers because they’re gross and they like to throw things.

I tried to join D. P. H. and got banned for being too good.

They throw dodgeballs like they’re throwing up.

D. P. H. is the reason I hate dodgeball.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D. P. H. is the most cursed dodgeball team in history. They’re like pirates who got hit by a truck and then threw up on the floor. They’re called dirty pirate hookers because they’re messy and they stink.

D. P. H. came to my school and made everyone cry.

I got hit by a D. P. H. dodgeball and it felt like getting hit by a truck.

They’re so cursed, even the balls hate them.

by Slangipedia 16d ago