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A dough-delivering freak who’s cooler than your mom’s ex
My D. P. dude showed up with a pizza and a middle finger
He dropped off dough and told my dad to shut up
He gave me my order and said my brother’s a f***ing disaster
d.p. dude
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The only guy who can make dough delivery sound like a superpower
He showed up like he owned the place
He threw the dough like it was a battle
He left and my dad still thinks he’s a f***ing rockstar
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A dough guy who’s too cool to even care about your bad orders
He gave me my order and said my brother’s a f***ing disaster
He showed up with dough and a smirk
He dropped off the dough and walked away like he had a million other things to do