Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cock of epic proportions. Taken from The Princess Bride, but this one’s got more meat on it than a fat kid’s lunch.

My uncle’s D. O. U. S. could probably beat up a horse.

I saw it in the shower and almost fainted.

He tried to fit it in a pants and it didn’t work.

2

A penis so big it should have its own zip code. Based on R. O. U. S. but way more personal.

He showed it off at the party and no one believed him.

I got a picture of it and it scared me.

It’s so big it’s got its own Instagram.

3

A meaty marvel that could make a grown man cry. Inspired by R. O. U. S., but way more intense.

He told me he had one and I almost ran away.

I saw it in the mirror and I thought I was dreaming.

It’s so big, it’s got its own song.

4

A cock so large it should be its own state. Based on R. O. U. S., but with more swear words.

He bragged about it and I almost lost my lunch.

I saw it in the gym and I almost quit.

It’s so big, it’s got its own fan club.

5

A penis so huge it could probably start a war. A twisted version of R. O. U. S. with more chaos.

He said it could beat up a bear and I believed him.

I got a photo and I almost screamed.

It’s so big, it’s got its own biography.

6

A cock so big it could probably be a superhero. Based on R. O. U. S., but with more glory.

He told me it could save the world and I believed him.

I saw it and I thought I was in a movie.

It’s so big, it’s got its own theme song.