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The place where Karen goes to yell about stuff that isn't her problem and then sits in your chair.
Karen: 'Why is your coffee cold? I pay for the machine!'
Karen: 'Your kid drew on the wall. I raised mine!'
Karen: 'I didn't ask for this job, but I'm taking it.'
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The reason you can't drink your beer because Karen took the last one and called it a business decision.
'I'm not stealing your beer, I'm investing in your future.'
Karen: 'This is a liquidity crisis!'
Karen: 'I'm the CEO of your fridge now.'
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The office version of a Karen. She doesn't just talk about other people's business, she takes it and makes it her own.
Karen: 'Your meeting is now my meeting.'
Karen: 'I'm going to send a memo about this.'
Karen: 'This isn't a suggestion. It's a directive.'
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