Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're so bored you wish you were dead and it's not even lunchtime yet

I’ve been staring at the ceiling for three hours. I'm not even joking. I'm half-dead.

My roommate said he'd rather take a bullet than watch me play video games again.

I'm literally counting the cracks in the wall. I'm not exaggerating.

2

the feeling you get when you're so bored you'd rather eat a whole pizza box than do anything

I'm so bored I could eat a pizza box and still be bored.

My dog is more entertained than I am right now.

I’ve been sitting here for two hours. I’ve seen the same commercial six times.

3

when you're so bored you're ready to throw your phone out the window and scream at the sky

I’m so bored I’m about to throw my phone out the window.

My phone is my only friend and it’s giving me a bad time.

If I have to watch one more ad, I’m gonna cry.

4

when you're so bored you start talking to your plants and they don’t even respond

I've been talking to my plant for 10 minutes and it still won't talk back.

My plants are better at this than I am.

I asked my plant if it wanted to go to the movies and it just sat there.

5

when you're so bored you start questioning your life choices and your mom’s cooking

I’m so bored I’m questioning why I ever left my mom’s house.

My life choices are worse than my mom’s cooking.

I just realized I’ve been living this whole time.

6

when you're so bored you start arguing with your fridge and it doesn’t even care

I had a full conversation with my fridge and it just opened and closed.

I told my fridge it was ugly and it just hummed at me.

I asked my fridge if it wanted to go out and it just made a weird noise.