d(o_o)b

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a monkey that’s been hit by a truck and also got a bad grade

My cousin is a d(o_o)b. He failed math and got run over by a bus.

That kid in the back is a d(o_o)b. He drew on the walls and got detention.

My dog’s brother is a d(o_o)b. He ate my homework and my lunch.

a monkey that’s angry and also smells like old pizza

That guy in the park is a d(o_o)b. He threw a tantrum and stank up the whole block.

My uncle is a d(o_o)b. He yelled at the TV and ate my sandwich.

The neighbor’s kid is a d(o_o)b. He screamed and threw his cereal at the cat.

a monkey that thinks it’s a king and also doesn’t know how to tie shoes

My brother is a d(o_o)b. He tried to rule the house and couldn’t even tie his shoes.

That kid in class is a d(o_o)b. He talked too much and spilled his juice all over the desk.

My mom’s friend is a d(o_o)b. She thinks she’s a queen and can’t cook a single meal.

a monkey that’s been stuck in a blender and still doesn’t know what a blender is

My dad is a d(o_o)b. He got stuck in a blender and still thinks it’s a spaceship.

My cousin’s pet is a d(o_o)b. It got blended and now it speaks in gibberish.

That guy at the gym is a d(o_o)b. He tried to do a smoothie and got stuck in a blender.

a monkey that’s been yelled at by a ghost and also can’t count to 10

My neighbor is a d(o_o)b. A ghost yelled at him and now he counts to 3 and cries.

That kid in the library is a d(o_o)b. He saw a ghost and spilled all the books.

My brother’s friend is a d(o_o)b. He got scared by a ghost and forgot how to add.

a monkey that’s been kicked out of a circus and still thinks it’s a party

My mom is a d(o_o)b. She got kicked out of the circus and still thinks it’s a birthday party.

That kid in the park is a d(o_o)b. He got thrown out of the circus and kept dancing.

My uncle is a d(o_o)b. He got kicked out and still thinks he’s the star of the show.