d'montra

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D'montra is a brainy cocky jerk who can hang with anyone but still acts like he’s the king of the hill. He’s got the brain of a genius and the laziness of a used-up sock.
D'montra said he’d finish the project by noon. Now it’s 3 AM and he’s still eating chips.
He said he’d beat me in the game. He didn’t even know the rules.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ for not knowing the answer to the question. He didn’t even know the question.
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D'montra is a smart-ass who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not. He’s like a kid who eats a whole pizza and still says he’s not full.
He said he could beat me in a spelling bee. I spelled ‘antidisestablishmentarianism’ and he still didn’t get it.
He bragged about knowing the entire history of the world. He couldn’t remember what year it was.
He called me a ‘moron’ for not knowing who Little Bill was. He looked like him.
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D'montra is a self-centered genius who thinks he’s got it all figured out. He’s like a dog who thinks he owns the whole world just because he barked at a mailman.
He told me he’d win the math test. He got a D and still called me a ‘dumbass’.
He said he’d beat me in the race. He tripped over a rock and still said I was ‘weak’.
He said he knew everything. He didn’t even know what ‘d'montra’ meant.
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