D'mond

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A super good-looking guy who thinks he's the king of the world. He chases hot girls and they fall for his charm, mostly because he's too full of himself to notice they're just using him.
D'mond walked into the bar and the whole place turned to look at him. He didn't even notice, he was too busy thinking about how he'd beat the guy who talked to his ex.
He asked the waitress for a drink and then told her she was ugly. She gave him the drink and then told him he was a bad customer.
D'mond's ex told him she was coming back. He said, 'Yeah, sure, just don't forget I'm still the one who left you.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy so good-looking he might as well be a celebrity. He thinks every girl is in love with him, even when they're clearly just pretending.
D'mond saw a girl at the store and asked her out. She said no. He said, 'You're just not ready for my greatness yet.'
He posted a selfie on Instagram and got 100 likes. He then commented, 'I don't need likes, I need worship.'
He walked into the restaurant and the waiter said, 'We don’t serve people like you here.' He said, 'That’s why I’m here.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy with a face that could make a statue jealous. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, and he's not wrong, but he's also a pain in the butt.
D'mond saw a girl at the mall and asked her out. She said no. He said, 'You're just not ready for my face yet.'
He told his friend, 'I’m not just good-looking, I’m the reason the mirror was invented.'
He got into an argument with the barista and said, 'You're not even worthy of serving me.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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